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Total Medals Earned: 468 (From 102 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,365 Points

The Abusive Review Quiz

Garbage Unlocked 5/17/11
5 Points
Terrible Game
Normal Unlocked 5/17/11
5 Points
Bad Game
Bronze Unlocked 5/17/11
10 Points
Good Game
Silver 25 Points Nice Game
Gold 50 Points Great Game
Deity 100 Points Perfect Game
Hacsev Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cheater! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Weebl Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/355 points)

The Best Game Ever Made

Good Decision Unlocked 4/1/11
5 Points
Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
I Like Betty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Antisocial Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Guilty Conscience Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

The Drawing Grounds

Randomizer Unlocked 9/5/12
5 Points
Started a game with a random user.
Junior Artist 5 Points Finished your first drawing.
Messenger 5 Points Notified someone after taking your turn.
Umad? 5 Points Found the hidden troll face.
Sketcher 10 Points Reach a score of at least 10.
Colorpicker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heartbreaker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Loner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/45 points)

The Room Tribute

Nastwich Unlocked 7/16/12
10 Points
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best Friend Unlocked 5/9/12
25 Points
Best your friend.
Payback Unlocked 7/16/12
25 Points
It's a bitch.
Pusher Unlocked 7/16/12
25 Points
Push the hardest.
Rainmaker Unlocked 7/16/12
25 Points
Make it rain!
Runner Unlocked 7/16/12
25 Points
Win the race.
The Room Unlocked 7/16/12
25 Points
Find it.
Receiver Unlocked 7/16/12
50 Points
Catch the ball every time.
The Machine Unlocked 7/16/12
50 Points
Activate it.
The Johnny 10 Points Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Bookworm 25 Points Read EVERYTHING.
Bugged 25 Points Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Destroyer 25 Points Smash EVERYTHING.
Perfect Drug 50 Points Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Quarterback 50 Points Make a perfect pass every time.
Unsee 50 Points See everything you shouldn't see.

Medals Earned: 9/16 (260/495 points)

The Sagittarian 4

Heroic Exit Unlocked 6/5/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Warrior Poets Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
We Got This Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
2nd Chance Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cornbread and Titties Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/35 points)

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Can't wait for it Unlocked 3/16/09
5 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution Unlocked 3/16/09
5 Points
Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition Unlocked 3/13/09
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated Unlocked 3/13/09
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm Unlocked 3/13/09
10 Points
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love Unlocked 3/17/09
10 Points
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD Unlocked 3/17/09
10 Points
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! Unlocked 3/17/09
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead! Unlocked 3/13/09
10 Points
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill Unlocked 3/13/09
10 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too Unlocked 3/13/09
10 Points
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler Unlocked 3/23/09
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir Unlocked 3/13/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage Unlocked 3/17/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality Unlocked 3/23/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator Unlocked 3/17/09
25 Points
150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo Unlocked 3/13/09
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky? Unlocked 3/16/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista Unlocked 3/13/09
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja Unlocked 3/17/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist Unlocked 3/13/09
25 Points
150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight Unlocked 3/23/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare Unlocked 3/23/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper Unlocked 3/17/09
25 Points
100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all Unlocked 3/13/09
25 Points
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers Unlocked 3/23/09
50 Points
100 Kills with Artifact 19

Medals Earned: 26/26 (500/500 points)

Tiananmen Square

Student Protestor Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points
Complete Wave 1.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Time Fcuk

Opinionated Unlocked 9/17/09
10 Points
vote on 3 maps
You've learned nothing 5 Points Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you 10 Points get to level 28
Is something wrong? 10 Points get to lvl 9
You are your only companion in life. 10 Points get to level 22
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
The Assent 50 Points Get the good ending
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 8/20/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 8/20/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 8/20/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 8/20/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 8/22/09
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 8/22/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 8/21/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 8/22/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 8/27/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 8/25/09
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 8/25/09
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 8/22/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 8/22/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 8/25/09
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted Unlocked 8/22/09
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Master Unlocked 8/22/09
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 8/22/09
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 8/22/09
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything

Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)

Treadmillasaurus Rex

And you've got butterfingers? Unlocked 10/28/10
5 Points
Burn 2,000 calories
Bingo! Dino DNA! Unlocked 10/28/10
5 Points
Burn 500 calories
More like a six-foot Turkey Unlocked 10/28/10
5 Points
Burn 1,000 calories
When you gotta go, you gotta go Unlocked 10/28/10
5 Points
Burn 5,000 calories
Didn't say the magic word! 10 Points Burn 10,000 calories
He left us! 10 Points Burn 15,000 Calories
That is one big pile of 10 Points Burn 25,000 Calories
Hold on to your butts 25 Points Burn 40,000 Calories
Do-you-think-he-saurus rex 50 Points Burn 50,000 calories
UNIX! I know this! 100 Points Burn 75,000 calories

Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/225 points)